bring it on cape cod!!!!

im only horny when im breathing

UR LIKE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS AND UR COOL AND HOT AND REALLY FUNNY AND I'M GLAD U TALK TO ME A LOT AND U JUST GET ME U KNOW & WE'RE GONNA BE FRIENDS IRL SOMEDAY WHEN WE'RE MARRIED TO OUR RESPECTIVE VDUBS MEMBERS IDK U MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT WHO THIS IS ANYWAY ILY \m/
Anonymous

AW I KNOW WHO THIS IS I AM SO HAPPY I LOVE U SO MUCH I WANT TO KISS UR FOREHEAD BC U R MY FAVORITE PERSON :**

fun fact on valentines day i made caitlyn a valentine that was that picture of ct pulling up his shirt that said ‘im gonna pound u like a drum’ and i think thats my greatest accomplishment in life 

vampirevvekend:

u guys know why vampire weekend is headlining weeenie roast

because theyre weenies

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i just saw the url ‘ezrascondom’ floating around

so it begins

how do people survive seeing the campus/oxford comma transition live i dont understand

im surprised he even knew what it was tbh what a frickin nerd

do u think hes gonna put it…

on his weenie

u know ur following the right people when

THE CONDOM JESUS CHIRST

CAMPUS OXFORD COMMA OJEWRNGPWBJI;FNQ